upjesus

The aroma of the resurrection of jesus

Mary: hey, jesus isnt in his tomb

Simon: is it just me or does it smell like upjesus

Mary: what's upjesus
*walks out of tomb* jesus: not much wh-

by ThiccboiThi May 20, 2018

Jizzed up Jesus

An insult directed towards long haired males who are acting rowdy, obnoxious and like to jizz every where. Similar to a long haired square except more spherical.

He catapults off of the couch with tremendous force projecting jizz onto the walls which take the shape of white clouds. While jizzing mid air, he is high above all of his peoples and henceforth becomes Jizzed up Jesus.

Blaise just jumped off the couch and jizzed everywhere, what a Jizzed up Jesus.

by dan_gleewang January 1, 2021