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when your nuts are located just above the penis......(up-nuts)

usual found in public urinals.
Man 1 "dude have u noticed your balls are just above your penis"

Man 2 "don't fucking laugh dude, i've got up-nuts!!!"

Man 1 "Hahahahaha....powned"
up-nuts by Venureva October 7, 2006

Driving me up my nuts 

Conflation of the expressions drive me up a wall and driving me nuts. Basically when someone is annoying you so intensely it's almost like they're kicking you in the balls. Hence the reference to the word "nuts."
Co-worker: How's the project with Amy coming along?
Me: Holy moly ... she's really driving me up my nuts. I can't stand her constantly changing her mind about everything.

up the nuts 

To be straight up or have the courage to tell some one something to their face
"Yeah she told him he was an idiot with no sense of fashion"

"She must be up the nuts" or "shes up the nuts"
up the nuts by Mhurr January 22, 2008

get your nuts up 

To have sexual intercourse with someone.
“Alright mate? Did you see that bird last night?”

“Yeah it was great! She was well up for it!”

“Fairplay mate. Did you get your nuts up?”

“Damn straight I did! She was gagging for it man!”
get your nuts up by Misschilli76 January 2, 2023

up to your nuts in guts 

To be fully inserted into one's partner during the sexual act; to be up to the maker's mark. Descriptive of the lovely warm engulfment one feels when balls deep.
I had to listen to Cindy screaming through that paper-thin wall. Chuck, you must have been up to your nuts in guts all night! - Sol R.

up to my nuts in guts

fucking your girl as hard and deep as you can
Last night I met this chick and within an hour I was up to my nuts in guts!!
up to my nuts in guts by hammer316 February 23, 2009
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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