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when your nuts are located just above the penis......(up-nuts)

usual found in public urinals.
Man 1 "dude have u noticed your balls are just above your penis"

Man 2 "don't fucking laugh dude, i've got up-nuts!!!"

Man 1 "Hahahahaha....powned"
up-nuts by Venureva October 7, 2006

Driving me up my nuts 

Conflation of the expressions drive me up a wall and driving me nuts. Basically when someone is annoying you so intensely it's almost like they're kicking you in the balls. Hence the reference to the word "nuts."
Co-worker: How's the project with Amy coming along?
Me: Holy moly ... she's really driving me up my nuts. I can't stand her constantly changing her mind about everything.

up the nuts 

To be straight up or have the courage to tell some one something to their face
"Yeah she told him he was an idiot with no sense of fashion"

"She must be up the nuts" or "shes up the nuts"
up the nuts by Mhurr January 22, 2008

get your nuts up 

“Alright mate? Did you see that bird last night?”

“Yeah it was great! She was well up for it!”

“Fairplay mate. Did you get your nuts up?”

“Damn straight I did! She was gagging for it man!”
get your nuts up by Misschilli76 January 2, 2023

up to your nuts in guts 

To be fully inserted into one's partner during the sexual act; to be up to the maker's mark. Descriptive of the lovely warm engulfment one feels when balls deep.
I had to listen to Cindy screaming through that paper-thin wall. Chuck, you must have been up to your nuts in guts all night! - Sol R.

up to my nuts in guts

fucking your girl as hard and deep as you can
Last night I met this chick and within an hour I was up to my nuts in guts!!
up to my nuts in guts by hammer316 February 23, 2009