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that's when we all three stood up

Used to describe when a situation has suddenly turned awkwardly confrontational, dangerous or tense. Derives from a scenario where three men are casually sitting down and exchanged words escalate to the point where they stand up, ready to fight or possibly reach for a gun.
...then she told me she was late and that's when we all three stood up. Come to find out she was just talking about how she missed the first 15 minutes of her psyche class the other day. Whew!

Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass 

When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.

When it’s up there it’s stuck there fytb 

Ima wipe a niggas nose & my niggas gon step on em on 4ktrey who gon die today slat
Wassup with that shit u was saying on the net ? When it’s up there it’s stuck there fytb fuck nigga

It’s up there 

It’s stuck there . It’s lit af
Man, this weekend it’s up there! It’s gonna be a movie
It’s up there by Sunni bunni August 13, 2019

How's The Weather Up There? 

When that really tall friend walks by, you shout "how's the weather up there?" because they're head is a lot higher than yours and other people's so it's like another weather sort up wear her/his head is.
Tall friend: Walks by
Short friend: Hey how's the weather up there?
Tall friend: *rolls eyes*

there's a jinn up your mom's ass

A phrase used among Muslims, typically used as a means of derailing a conversation when one person says something particularly hurtful or annoying to the other.
Fatima: Mohammed, why do you sound like a retard whenever you speak?
Mohammed: there's a jinn up your mom's ass.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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