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that's when we all three stood up

Used to describe when a situation has suddenly turned awkwardly confrontational, dangerous or tense. Derives from a scenario where three men are casually sitting down and exchanged words escalate to the point where they stand up, ready to fight or possibly reach for a gun.
...then she told me she was late and that's when we all three stood up. Come to find out she was just talking about how she missed the first 15 minutes of her psyche class the other day. Whew!

Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass 

When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.

When it’s up there it’s stuck there fytb 

Ima wipe a niggas nose & my niggas gon step on em on 4ktrey who gon die today slat
Wassup with that shit u was saying on the net ? When it’s up there it’s stuck there fytb fuck nigga

It’s up there 

Man, this weekend it’s up there! It’s gonna be a movie
It’s up there by Sunni bunni August 13, 2019

How's The Weather Up There? 

When that really tall friend walks by, you shout "how's the weather up there?" because they're head is a lot higher than yours and other people's so it's like another weather sort up wear her/his head is.
Tall friend: Walks by
Short friend: Hey how's the weather up there?
Tall friend: *rolls eyes*

there's a jinn up your mom's ass

A phrase used among Muslims, typically used as a means of derailing a conversation when one person says something particularly hurtful or annoying to the other.
Fatima: Mohammed, why do you sound like a retard whenever you speak?
Mohammed: there's a jinn up your mom's ass.