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up the left

N. Ireland phrase. Describes something gone wrong or something in bad shape. Similar to the phrase describing something that has gone pearshaped.
The engine in my car blew up so it was safe to say it was up the left and I wouldn't be driving anywhere.
by OllyH July 19, 2006
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Up the left

N. Ireland phrase. Describes something gone wrong or something in bad shape. Similar to the phrase describing something that has gone pearshaped.
He was out last night and now his whole week is up the left
by bigmick123 October 21, 2012
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up your ass and to the left

Where something is located that someone else is looking for.
"Has anyone seen my glasses?"
"They're up your ass and to the left."
by Mushroomhoues December 1, 2016
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up your ass & to the left

A dismissive way to answer someone annoying you for help, or just to be an asshole. Especially useful at work.
"Where can I find the foot-long dildos?" "Up your ass & to the left."

"Did you get that memo from the staff meeting?" "Yeah, it's up your ass & to the left."
by Dharma Midget December 16, 2019
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