up your ass and to the left

Where something is located that someone else is looking for.

"Has anyone seen my glasses?"
"They're up your ass and to the left."

by Mushroomhoues December 01, 2016

academic arousal

When one gets a boner or becomes horny when they get a good grade.

Bill proceeded to jack off in the bathroom after glancing at his 100 on his test. He was in the state of academic arousal.

by Mushroomhoues January 22, 2017