This is a universal Language originated and mostly known throughout NYC, but after being popularized by streamer/rapper Kai Cenat almost the whole world has became familiar with this slang/language.
Friend: "bro I just bagged this baddie last night using nothing but my unspoken rizz"
Unspoken rizz is an intimate enchanting energy expressed by a male to swoon a female without saying a word. A man who has a high level of Rizz can utilize it to his advantage to attain and dampen the femalepussy.
**Male across the bar Rizzes Female**
**Female finishes in her pants**
Friend number 1 "Hey do you know where Sandy (male) went"
Friend number 2 "He used his unspoken rizz to pull some 10/10"
Friend number 1 "No surprises there. Classic Sandy, he is so good like that"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.