unousable 

(adv.) any electronic equipment that is inexplicably not working, but the problem can usually be attributed to user error

The TV is unousable again. I think I sat on the remote and it did something to the settings.

unousable by isatontheremote August 13, 2010

literally unusable 

A phrase used when nitpicking small problems in computer software, sarcastically portraying something that is barely noticeable as so bad that they can't even stand to use the software any more.

See that menu? They are using "they're" instead of "their." Literally unusable.

literally unusable by thecodewarrior April 20, 2017

unusably 

incapable of being put to use

The test system I am trying to test is unusably slow

unusably by Leachos April 16, 2008

unspousable

The state of someone not being husband or wife material.

Platonic relationships exist solely because one or both members of the relationship are inherently unspousable.

unspousable by SlimSpook August 26, 2010

uncumable 

When one is, through possible over-indulgence of various substances, or by simply being a master in the art of ass-tappery, unable to cum despite trying incessantly.

One of the two different categories of whiskey dick, one a dysfunctional penis, the other, and overly functional dick.

"Dude she thinks I'm a god of the dick, I was uncumable"

uncumable by Nate Froggy Frogg September 23, 2011

Unownable 

To be unstoppable, Simply the greatest

Fredmcgarry is truely unownable.

Unownable by The Boss101 April 9, 2009

Unpausable

This word can be use in place of unstoppable and continuous.

Time is unpausable...only to Chuck Norris.

Unpausable by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008