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unlicensed proctologist 

A TSA agent.
1. I sure hope I don't get raped at the airport by the unlicensed proctologists in the security line.

2. TSA Motto: Giving free prostate exams since 2001.

3. Getting a free prostate exam is just a few off-color jokes about a bomb away.

unlicensed hunter 

Someone who goes hunting illegally; he justifies himself by stating he went hunting for deer with a licenced adult, his uncle. But, nothing justifies him when he goes shooting game underhandedly and unjustly.

See Clinton Green.
watch out! WATCH OUT!!! THE UNLICENSED HUNTER IS COMING!!! RUUUUUUUUUN!!! RUN AWAY FROM CLINT!

unlicensed therapist 

strippers have been known to refer to themselves as unlicensed therapists. Gentlemen club patrons seem to find solace confiding in strippers in all areas of their life.
unlicensed therapist by takosalad October 23, 2012

Unlicensed Gaping 

The act of gaping holes without a license.
‘’Ey lad, do us a favour and gape my hole’’

‘’Nah lad, I got my gaping license taken off me for unlicensed gaping’’

‘’Orr that’s well shit that’’

Unliscensed Pharmascist 

Another way of saying drug dealer. It normally is seen in YouTube videos where the person has to mention a drug dealer but doesn't want to get in trouble or get demonitized.
Yeah....we'll just call him an unliscensed pharmascist.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026