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the standars measurement of fatness. used in relative to a math teacher who lives in california
:dude you're like 35 unlands fat.
:eea right your mom's like 3x as fatter as an elephant in unlands
unland by john January 19, 2004

dhane unland 

you always fall for dhane unland the fuckboi

Sunlit Uplands 

In Brexit mythology, Sunlit Uplands is the dwelling of both false idols (politicians) and idealogues ( tabloid reading tossers). It is comparable to Asgard in Norse mythology, Mount Olympus in Greek mythology and Heaven in Abrahamic mythology. Only the truly faithful may apparently get a chance to enter and gaze at the elusive untold fortunes - and unicorns.
No of course I haven’t seen the fucking Sunlit Uplands of Brexit, or fucking unicorns; because it was always going to be bollocks! Just like all the other mythical shit people fall for.

Knobends!
Sunlit Uplands by Ultra Vires May 24, 2022

upland high school 

A public school with a bunch of white fck boys, hot Cheeto loving hoes, and black people who think they can rap....only 5% of the girls are attractive there but there all snakes, the parties are gay and get rolled by the cops and everyone thinks ther hot shi*t
upland high school by The fag December 3, 2015

Upland High School 

A public school that is full of Snitches. Everybody thinks they're all big and bad until they have to fight. Most kids swear they bang. But they claimin another set the next week. The school is filled with boys who just chill in the restroom with there juuls and carts . The girls at the school are all hoes and think they're potheads because they have a wax pen. Also 99.8% of the females are under 5'4 . Most "Student Athletes" don't even care about their grades. And the proctors only watch that one group that used to hangout by the J building and behind the PE portable. The most fun you can have during the weekend is going to a dickfest party you know that is going to get shutdown an hour after it started. Most of the girls at the parties just wallflower and stay on their phones. Anyways by junior year everybody gets sent to chillside. The End.

Upland High School where the kids are higher then their grades.
Upland High School ain't even that bad.

Unladylike 

To express yourself in away that others wouldn't understand
Kayla likes to wear a hoodie and is called unladylike for this reason
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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