unlaid

When someone has so little game that they are able to talk/act themselves out of getting laid. They can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, but not snatch snatch itself.

He was going good with that girl until he got himself unlaid by mentioning his comic book collection.

by weeeeeeeezy March 30, 2010

Unlaid

A word to describe someone who is too uptight and boring. Someone who doesn't take risks and leads a way too normal life. Someone who isn't happy enough with their life and will always have that uptight attitude.

Un meaning not, and laid meaning having sex.

That guy is not fun at all, he is unlaid.

by MariaPalooza September 27, 2008

unpaid prostitute

A more polite way of saying "slut"; remember that a whore gets paid while a slut does the same work for free.

From SNL parody of Girls:

Jessa: I had sex with a cab driver, alright? It's called being free.
Blerta: You are prostitute?
Jessa: No, it's not prostitution if you don't get paid.
Blerta: You are UNPAID prostitute?!? You are lower than dog!

by Lorelili December 18, 2013

uglaideous

ugly and hideous at the same time.

Girl, have you seen kaitlyn? Oh my god she was so uglaideous today gurl, her weave that shit was uglaideous.

by peaceoutloser March 17, 2015

Unpaid Internship

An act of desperation primarily employed by career-oriented underclassmen who lack the necessary skills to claim that they have employable skills.

Synonyms: Indentured servitude

Chad took an unpaid internship at his daddy's firm to put an extra line on his resume.

by bloopy123 June 25, 2018

Unladylike

To express yourself in away that others wouldn't understand

Kayla likes to wear a hoodie and is called unladylike for this reason

by Unladylike kayla June 9, 2018

Unaided Alternative

Masterbating with your off hand without visual aid.

Since my girlfriend broke up with me i have to do an unaided alternative to switch things up.

by dirty fender May 31, 2010