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Making an alcohol run for those under 21 years of age.
Yo, I'm running a ujoint, you need anything?
ujoint by buyer January 10, 2005
Unjokin is someone who tries to be funny, but he’s not for sure.
Unjokin stop hunting our air
Unjokin by KhaI1d October 28, 2019
The opposite of the point someone tries to make.
- Joe pushes girl over -
- Wayne catches girl -

Joe: "What the fuck, Wayne?"
Wayne: "She was falling."
Joe: "Fuck no, Wayne. That was the unpoint."
unpoint by fevian February 24, 2009
When you draw a game out to an unnecessary amount of time.
Jeremy, you are unoing this game!
Unoing by EverlastingLace April 14, 2020

uncoincidence 

An Uncoincidence Example: ZERO DIGIT KILLS PRESIDENTS!!!

Before Ronald Reagan, all presidents who were elected in a year ending in a single zero died in office. The presidents who were not elected in a year ending in a single zero and who died in office are only Zachary Taylor (elected in 1848 and died of natural cause) and William McKinley (elelcted in 1900 and died of assassination). All the other ill-fated presidents (6 out of 8) were included in the case, shown as below:

1840 - William Harrison (natural cause)
1860 - Abraham Lincoln (assassinated)
1880 - James Garfield (assassinated)
1920 - Warren Harding (natural cause)
1940 - Franklin Roosevelt (natural cause)
1960 - John F. Kennedy (assassinated)

1980 – Ronald Reagan (almost assassinated)
=> Possible reason: design changed or "the program" updated.
uncoincidence by jaelee11 April 4, 2008
The act of masturbating alone. When one is about to finish they must yell "UNO!" as loud as physically possible.
My damn neighbour keeps unoing every night. It scares my cat every time.
Unoing by the_bukkit December 22, 2019