Unintelligable 

Something that keeps you from connecting A to B.

If the guy was looking to be understood, he wouldn't have been unintelligable about it.

Unintelligable by Solid Mantis February 24, 2021

unintelligible

when a dumbass writes something you can't understand

Joy your last message was a bit unintelligible

unintelligible by g-dollas-y'all November 15, 2014

[*UNINTELLIGIBLE SOUNDS*] 

WHATS A LITTLE LONELY SLIME LIKE YOU DOING HERE ? ? ? WAIT I Know! PROBABLY BECAUSE YOUR A hot damn! LOSER WHO HAS NO friendz :D GET OUT of my shed! AND TOUCH SOME GRASS YA fucking bum

WHAT ? DIDNT YOU HEAR *UNINTELLIGIBLE SOUNDS* ME ? TOUCH me, till i can get my SOME fake grass for only just 19.99!

[*UNINTELLIGIBLE SOUNDS*] by fruity_bxtch April 27, 2022

Unintelligible Crete 

A person who is so idiotic that everything they say is incomprehensible

A: I think pedophilles should be part of the LGBTQ+ community

B: Most likely because you are an unintelligible crete

Unintelligible Crete by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW December 24, 2021

Unintelligible

If you gotta ask more than once, its been kept unintelligble, which is what many people use language for in the first place, keeping things unintelligible.

The guy didn't want the dumbass to connect a to b, so he kept things unintelligible.

Unintelligible by Solid Mantis September 18, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019