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Retard Units 

Retard Units is an unofficial synonym for "imperial measurements". As the rest of the world use metrics, the internet culture started mocking the medieval traditions of the Americans, and how little sense the usage of imperials pose compared to metrics.
Space begins 100 kilometers from the earth, that's 62,14 miles in Retard Units.
Retard Units by Alseimik March 5, 2018
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retarded units 

The imperial system...
The retarded units are still used in americas.
retarded units by Hebrewsexcabin January 2, 2017

unifestation 

The Unified Manifestation of Love, Peace, and Harmony, by Uniting the Spirit of light within the Universal Collective.
As the World sheds its final days of darkness, the Unifestation of Spirit shines Light manifesting Love, Peace, and Harmony within the Universal Collective.

Jk unless 

When you say something as a joke but you lowkey do mean it
What if we kissed rn? Jk unless...-guy/girl that probably likes you
Jk unless by Senpaiempty January 28, 2020
Underpants (usually of a female). Originally an Australian slang term, Americans are finally picking it up due to the word ‘panties’ being creepy AF.
“My undies are riding up my bum.”
Undies by HeeGee January 14, 2021
The withdrawal of Israel from the West Bank and Gaza Strip as mandated by UN Security Council Resolution 242.
The bloodshed will end once we unisrael Palestine.
Unisrael by reactivateus December 30, 2010
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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