a fake animal that you can bring up into a convo and make your friends feel real awkward.
can also make your friend feel better if they are down
can also make your friend feel better if they are down
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Get the Unicornish mug.1. The religion where a group of people called "Unicornists". Worship that, 5236 years ago, 'The Unicorn of Destiny' was born, and brought "marijuana" into the universe. "When thy shalt smoke this 'Joint' you shall have holy things run through thy brain." They also beleived that the Unicorn of Destiny fucked the virgin mary, when she was super duper high. And his son is Jesus. Jesus only beleived he was the son of god because he was a crack baby! Now a days groups of people gather in large groups known as "Herb Circles" or "Dude, let's get high" and smoke marijuana cigarretes... Reefers (By the way we never said the unicorn had died)
2. The beleif in having sex with horses enables the baby to grow an ever erected penis on their snout
Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.
2. The beleif in having sex with horses enables the baby to grow an ever erected penis on their snout
Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.
1. Weed.... Bitch... Unicornism Religion
2. Fuck a horse and find out... Unicornism religion
The unicorn thing was necissarry? REARRY?
Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.
2. Fuck a horse and find out... Unicornism religion
The unicorn thing was necissarry? REARRY?
Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.
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The Nine Pillars:
1) You must accept the Nine divines to be your only gods.
2) Thou shalt not speak of the nines in vain.
3) Tuesday is the day of bloodbath, which must be kept holy.
4) Honor the unicorns, but do not accept false authority.
5) Thou shalt not murder or desecrate the unicorn, for it is sacred.
6) Thou shalt remain true to the unicorn.
7) Thou shalt steal from nonunicorn worshipers.
8) Thou shalt wear thy horn always.
9) Thou shalt not covet another unicorns horn, or any other object.
The Nine Pillars:
1) You must accept the Nine divines to be your only gods.
2) Thou shalt not speak of the nines in vain.
3) Tuesday is the day of bloodbath, which must be kept holy.
4) Honor the unicorns, but do not accept false authority.
5) Thou shalt not murder or desecrate the unicorn, for it is sacred.
6) Thou shalt remain true to the unicorn.
7) Thou shalt steal from nonunicorn worshipers.
8) Thou shalt wear thy horn always.
9) Thou shalt not covet another unicorns horn, or any other object.
Christian: 'Would you like to join my church?'
Unicornist: 'Fuck no! I believe in Unicornism! The Nine Divines are my only gods, that's sinful, you go to Unicorn Hell for that!' *kills nonbeliever*
Unicornist: 'Fuck no! I believe in Unicornism! The Nine Divines are my only gods, that's sinful, you go to Unicorn Hell for that!' *kills nonbeliever*
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