unicornfish 

a fake animal that you can bring up into a convo and make your friends feel real awkward.

can also make your friend feel better if they are down

so hows your unicornfish doing today?

ey yo have you ever seen a unicornfish??

unicornfish by dnt kno hw to act June 7, 2011

Unicornisus 

An animal that is a cross between a unicorn and a pegasus

Riding a unicornisus through the sky is like riding a whale through a bowl full of jello

Unicornisus by cool3st_dino_evar! March 17, 2011

Unicornish 

Awesomely unicorn-like. Wonderfully doodley. Very rainbowish. Amazing in general.

"I like cheese!"

"That's so Unicornish!"

" I like to doodle!'

"That is extremely unicornish!"

Unicornish by cheesemustache3 October 14, 2013

Unicornism [Religion] 

1. The religion where a group of people called "Unicornists". Worship that, 5236 years ago, 'The Unicorn of Destiny' was born, and brought "marijuana" into the universe. "When thy shalt smoke this 'Joint' you shall have holy things run through thy brain." They also beleived that the Unicorn of Destiny fucked the virgin mary, when she was super duper high. And his son is Jesus. Jesus only beleived he was the son of god because he was a crack baby! Now a days groups of people gather in large groups known as "Herb Circles" or "Dude, let's get high" and smoke marijuana cigarretes... Reefers (By the way we never said the unicorn had died)

2. The beleif in having sex with horses enables the baby to grow an ever erected penis on their snout

Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.

1. Weed.... Bitch... Unicornism Religion

2. Fuck a horse and find out... Unicornism religion

The unicorn thing was necissarry? REARRY?


Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.

Unicornism [Religion] by The Unicorn of Destiny March 29, 2009

Unicornism 

A cult started in Maryland by two crazy teenage girls. Has already gained a pretty big following.

The Nine Pillars:

1) You must accept the Nine divines to be your only gods.
2) Thou shalt not speak of the nines in vain.
3) Tuesday is the day of bloodbath, which must be kept holy.
4) Honor the unicorns, but do not accept false authority.
5) Thou shalt not murder or desecrate the unicorn, for it is sacred.
6) Thou shalt remain true to the unicorn.
7) Thou shalt steal from nonunicorn worshipers.
8) Thou shalt wear thy horn always.
9) Thou shalt not covet another unicorns horn, or any other object.

Christian: 'Would you like to join my church?'
Unicornist: 'Fuck no! I believe in Unicornism! The Nine Divines are my only gods, that's sinful, you go to Unicorn Hell for that!' *kills nonbeliever*

Unicornism by IMissMyUnicorn December 1, 2010

Unicornism 

Unicornism is the study of love, prayer, worship and respect towards all unicorns.

He studied Unicornism for five years at University before going to a mental instability clinic.

Unicornism by UnicornismForEverAndEver July 4, 2011

unicornish 

An adjective to describe something.

Lave: Sean you're looking rather unicornish today
Sean: Why thank you

unicornish by Lave November 8, 2006