unicornfication 

When someone shoves a spear though the back of your head exiting the front so the tip makes you look like a Unicorn.

"That guy just got stabbed though the head and now totally looks like a Unicorn"
"Oooo nasty, a brutal unicornfication"

unicornfication by unpluggeduk May 11, 2016

unicornification

When you get so high that you become a unicorn.

person 1 Dude im so fucking high. Holy shit im a unicorn now
person 2 nahh dude you're trippin.... holy shit you are one
person 1 I told you that unicornification is real!!

unicornification by 3487493848748237344 January 21, 2013

UNICORNIFICATION

That sinking feeling you get when you call a big company or government agency and only get an AI robot who is programmed to answer only the top 40% of most common questions, and your question isn't in their list. You can't get an answer. You can't even move forward unless you agree to something that is NOT your question. The bottom 60% of less common questions are the UNICORN questions that - to the programmers of AI robots - are not important enough to exist.

Unicornification is a word of realization, hitting you in that moment when you realize that your hours on the phone trying to navigate through the AI robots can't get you past their irrelevant questions. That moment when you wish you could speak to a real human being but the robot won't let you.

UNICORNIFICATION by oldschoolhuman July 7, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008