unicornism

a (hopefully temporary...but probably not) religious status on facebook in which the member wishes to capture the unicorn of her life but will most definitely never able to since he is in love with someone (or something) else. being part of this religion truly sucks. Commonalities: denial, hopefullness, ever-so declining self confidence and potential insanity.

Religious Views: unicornism.

I love him but he doesnt love me. I only have him as my unicorn, not that i would want to own him or anything.. awkward....

story of my life.

by ash........ketchum April 12, 2008

Unicorn

Asian women.

Because they are so magically and majestically beautiful

That Samantha Lee is such a unicorn!

by yborybor98 August 22, 2012

Unicorn

Word used to refer to rhinoceros a couple houndred years ago.
Today it is the name for horse with horn on its forehead.

The return of the unicorns: the natural history and conservation of the greater one-horned rhinoceros

by spoilded brat with teeth November 4, 2012

Unicorn

A rhinoceros with one horn

That unicorn is better then that bicorn

by Idgff July 28, 2019

Unicorn

A non-mythical flying rainbow rhino that poops the rainbow.

"Unicorns ARE REAL!"

by Hammy the great January 10, 2018

Unicorn

Unicorns are a creature supposed to be mythical. The ones in myths are typically breathtakingly beautiful, and their horns are known to have magical properties. Unicorn blood will keep a person alive, or immortal even. While this type is not real, there is a unicorn that is. It is actually rather ugly, with no magical powers, but it is the national animal of Scotland. Look this up; you’ll see it’s true.

Other small fact: Marco Polo thought rhinos were unicorns!

Did you know unicorns are real?

by Ok hun September 12, 2019

Unicorn

A horse with birth defects

“Is that a unicorn?”
“No it's a horse with birth defects”

by ipunnorg May 25, 2021