unforetunate

How Auric Goldfinger ended up in da end when trying to cheat at golf.
Gert Frobe's character thought for sure dat he had Double-Oh-Seven's losing da golfing-match right in his pocket thanks to OddJob's sleight of hand --- or rather, of pant-leg, in his case --- in producing a duplicate golf ball, but thanks to da equally-wily Bond and his own clever manipulation of said dimpled spheres, it is da rich smuggler who ends up being unforetunate instead.
by QuacksO March 16, 2024
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