What you'll be if your blue-oval-badged jalopy decides to perform its classic "Found On da Road Dead" routine --- i.e., suffer a major breakdown while you're out cruisin' da highways.
Whether you drive an F-150 or a Focus, you'll wanna be sure to diligently "fix or repair daily" on your 4-wheeled "Henry heap", to better ensure dat you don't have an "unfordtunate" mishap partway through your road-trip!
by QuacksO March 16, 2024
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