A most unfortunate series following the miserable tales of the three Baudelaire children: Violet, Klaus, and Sunny. When their parents die in a mysterious fire, the orphans are sent to a variety of guardians. But no matter where they are sent, Count Olaf, a greedy and malicious man, follows them and hatches scheme after scheme to steal the immense fortune the Baudelaire parents left behind.
In A Series of Unfortunate Events, the Baudelaires find out about a terrible secret concerning Count Olaf, but the only thing they know about it are the initials V.F.D.

'When we drive away in secret,
You'll be a Volunteer,
So don't scream when we take you,
The World is Quiet Here.'
by mortalie November 7, 2006
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A Netflix series, movie and book series about three siblings who are chased around by an evil man named Count Olaf who wants to steal their enormous fortune. It is also the 2nd greatest thing ever created.
Person 1: Want to go to the mall today?
Person 2: No thanks, I need to watch Season 3 of A Series of Unfortunate Events and then binge watch the whole series again once I've finished it :) And then I also need to watch the movie and read the rest of the books.
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A book series by Lemony Snicket involving the unfortunate happenings of sibilings Viloet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire.
There are mnay books in the series, as well a recently opened movie.
by bobie December 3, 2004
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The time period between the arrival of Columbus and the establishment of land reservations for the original inhabitants of what is now currently called the United States.

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European Settler: "Here's a blanket covered with disease, thanks for the corn!"
Teacher: "And that children, began a series of unfortunate events."
by Cavan Armastus December 5, 2009
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That children's book where people die.
My 4 year old daughter loves "A Series of Unfortunate Events"! Her favorite part is when that lady got eaten alive by pirahnas!
by JON_PERSON April 25, 2017
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A girls worst nightmare: the series involves in specific order a; donkey punch, gas mask, hindu dot, chocolate cone, cincinati bowtie, and strawberry shortcake. simply brilliant.
girl talking to other girl - "last night i encountered a series of unfortunate events first he donkey punched me, then i got a gas mask, hindu dot, chocolate cone, cincinati bowtie and then the ass finished it off with a strawberry shortcake"
by jerry1010 July 20, 2007
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A series of books. There's approximately 12 of them, thinks I.

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Only thing I can think of is that we got a Jim Carrey movie out of it.

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Boring, bland, shitty, dreary, read only by goths and emos, written by a man with a sexual etish involving having his real name hidden from the public, and not even playing himself in the movie of his first three books.
Put down that dreary shit, and pick up Hiero's Journey.
by Alexander Girard July 16, 2005
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