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undercarriage 

The area between your legs. Your crotch.
Damn Betty, go shower, you've got one janky undercarriage.
undercarriage by T dawg March 23, 2005

Undercarriage Polish 

The act of licking/sucking the gooch.An act typically completed during a Blow Job.
Damn! That ho worked hard, she even gave me an Undercarriage Polish

Undercarriage Marauder 

A testament to ones cunnilingus skills. A shashbuckler of a females nether regions. A pirate of poonani...
Broads be calling us the Sailors of the South Mouth, a regular Brigadier General of the clit ...shit them hoes over there know me as Capt VanGyner the saltiest of all them Undercarriage Marauders.
Undercarriage Marauder by Frydae November 22, 2011

Undercarriage Makeover 

To wash, clean, tidy and if necessary, shave and trim, one’s genitals, taint or asshole. All three if circumstances warrant.
The prostitute dashed into the Wawa bathroom to do an undercarriage makeover after her last John filled her like a Boston cream donut.

The humidity was so swamp ass inducing that I had to freshen with an undercarriage makeover.

I gave myself and entire undercarriage makeover before my Grindr hook up arrived.

I looked like Chewbacca’s face down there so I cleaned up with an undercarriage makeover.
Undercarriage Makeover by Dick Onchin November 14, 2020

The undercarriage of the human spider 

The view as if you were laying on the floor staring up at 2 men sharing a dildo.
I googled Soos and Grunkle Stan porn the other night and saw the undercarriage of the human spider.

Tour Of The Undercarriage 

To pretty much run someone down with your car and quickly drive over them, they come in from the front and exit out the rear, essentially giving them a tour of the underside of your car.
"He was talking all that shit at the club so when I caught him outside in my Taurus I gave him a tour of the undercarriage"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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