1.
Sarah: hey, asl?
Billy: what is asl?
Sarah: age/sex/location?
Billy: 14/virgin/UK
Sarah: unaware is unaware

2.
The unawares keep telling me if I keep doing weight lifting, it will stunt my growth.

Unaware by ImNoSuperman May 6, 2011

Unawareness

The state of being unaware

Unawareness seems to be a trend in the world today.

Unawareness by Unrealistic Trap-like Pervboi January 30, 2018

Homosexually Unaware

To be unaware of your homosexuality.

Thomas, there are two kinds of people in drama. Those that are homosexual and those that are homosexually unaware.

Homosexually Unaware by ishtonkittens October 13, 2011

Unawarewolf

A Werewolf that doesn't now he is a werewolf

Jim: Don't tell Lon that he is a werewolf.
Jon: Why?
Jim: Because he's an unawarewolf? It should be a process of self discovery?

Unawarewolf by Insanity Claus July 3, 2020

Unaware Dick Talker

Unaware Dick Talker (UDT) refers to a person who comes across as a jerk when talking but does not realize and is not trying to be mean.

For example, they'll be giving advice while you two are playing a sport, but the way they phrase what they say and the tone of their voice makes you feel like shit even though they mean well.

Another example is when you make a comment in class and then they follow-up on your comment by saying they fundamentally disagree with you. Instead of respectfully disagreeing, their phrasing and tone makes then come off as a total and utter dick.

They are usually condescending and think they know everything and their opinion is superior; however, they are unaware that they come across as a dick and should not be confused with actual dicks.

John is such an unaware dick talker. I'm scared to give my presentation tomorrow because I know he will talk about how he disagrees with me in a very mean manor.

Unaware Dick Talker by Kentviknesh April 27, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026