uncle festus

Whens you has a deeg fors a roomate

you some kinds of uncle festus gets a out of here you deeg

by Cangh Jui September 1, 2003

Uncle Festus

A man that can usually be found trying to lure young children into his van with the use of tasty treats.

Child 1: "Hey look there's the ice cream truck!"

Child 2: "That's no ice cream truck, its just Uncle Festus making the daily child pickup"

by Sosababy3hunna September 21, 2015