unabummer

A paedophile who conducts his vile activities by mail (be it snail- or e-) - the paedo equivalent of the Unabomber.

"Police today are concerned after an unabummer molested a child by post."

by Spetswalshe October 9, 2008

Una Bummer

some one who likes a nice pink arse and balls with no hair on them (a paedophile).

hey lets batter the shit out of that una bummer for the school assembley

by clarkycat September 9, 2009

Ugandan unabomber

When a guest takes a dump in your bathroom sink then fills it up with warm water and invites the rest of his refugee family over for soup.

So the current exchange student is a total Ugandan unabomber, don't you guys do background checks on these people?

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

Unabomber

Contrary to popular belief, the Unabomber was more of a domestic terrorist rather than a psychopath. As with all terrorists, his motive to kill was purely ideological. He was severely critical towards technological advancement and how—in a way—technology would corrupt society. It might've seemed like an absurd and irrational critique 30, 20 or even 10 years ago, but now in 2021 where nomophobia is a real thing, the Unabomber's critique isn't that far off (just minus the terrorizing part).

If the Unabomber didn't choose the unnecessarily violent path, he would've made a great point. Many theorists have talked about the paradox of technology, where technology has freed us, but yet at the same time has enslaved us.

It is recommended to read Neil Postman's "Technopoly: the surrender of culture to technology" to understand more about this paradox.

The Unabomber was an unhinged thinker whose ideas were woke, but whose actions were flawed.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 24, 2021

Nigerian Unabomber

The act of a foreigner taking a lumpy dump in your bathroom sink, filling it with warm water then inviting their refugee friends over for soup.

You sent us another Nigerian Unabomber, I thought you did background checks on these people.

by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

unplummer

The unplummer is an age old classic; The act of sticking your penis into a womans asshole right as she is about to deficate, thus reversing the 'plummers' role of unclogging shit out of a pipe.

Friend 1:That bitch ate the whole goddamn box of Triscuits.?
Friend 2: Sure did...
Friend 1: Does she know that tonight is the night you were going to give her the 'unplummer'?
Friend 2: Suuuuure does...

by Bruce Springstein September 7, 2008

Unabomber

he is die

Unabomber is die

by tomobs June 10, 2023