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umubi by mabele kanyoko June 15, 2021
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Another name for that sick, twisted, phsycopath of a woman aka Umbridge in the Harry Potter series.
You know who's Umbitch?
Yeah! She should've died sooner than Voldemort.
umbitch by BisexualSimp November 11, 2020
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A word for pink obsessed rat also a good named to call a person you deeply hate
Hey its that annoying girl umbitch
Umbitch by Fred weasley whore December 29, 2020
A fucking bitch from Harry Potter. We hate her more than Voldemort himself. If you like her you are the dumbest human in this universe! ✨🖕🏻🙄🖕🏻✨ <——-(for Umbitch)
Umbitch is the worst.
Umbitch by Random-memer September 7, 2021

Umbilingus 

Oral sex of the belly button.
My girlfriend was performing umbilingus but she stopped when she got a piece of lint in her mouth.
Umbilingus by DRDMH May 1, 2010

umbilical dip 

A British term for the navel or "belly button" in the center of a human torso.
When the belly dancer swayed erotically, her umbilical dip bobbed in time to the music.
umbilical dip by thundatune12 August 8, 2012

cut the umbilical cord 

When a child's mother (usually the son) refuses to acknowledge the fact that "her baby" is growing up and will always try to be involved in whatever they do. This is most commonly seen in these three scenarios; 1) getting a driver's license 2) the first date 3) going off to college.
Mother: Oh, I just can't believe my little baby is finally going out on his first date. Do you think you'll be alright?
Son: Mom, I'm fine, just leave me alone. I'm 18 and I'm not a little kid anymore.
Father: Honey, just cut the umbilical cord already and let him go!
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