umphilo

Umphilo is a being of pure class and elegance. He vibrates on a different and higher wavelength. Umphilo has a high rejection rate, it’s very difficult to get into his school cause he has very high standards. He is generous but if you get on his wrong side, well, say your prayers.

I saw Umphilo the other day, he is so fine

umphilo by Jonjoshelvy98 November 22, 2021

unphilophobia 

fear of never finding love

anti-philophobia
unphilophobia
(some ppl refer to it as)

unphilophobia by Alisson Suskind May 31, 2010

Umpilo

A game that involves one or more men stripping to the nude and somehow stimulating their penises to a solid and strong erection. After doing so one player may then put their hands behing their back and use only their hips to hit small objects (cashews, peanuts, peas, etc.) into a goal (trash can, bucket, girl's mouth, etc.).

Man that was a kick ass game of Umpilo Tim! We sure showed Brian that we know how to shoot those cashews into Suzie's mouth!

Umpilo by Robert Cranston April 10, 2005