umbrellacide

The real or imagined fear of being speared by a wayward umbrella while enjoying an afternoon at the beach.

Without Frank's quick reflexes, the entire beach party was in serious risk of injury due to the wildly errant beach umbrella. "Thanks Frank, umbrellacide is an unfortunate way to go," his friends applauded.

umbrellacide by ilovesaturdays July 27, 2010

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Umbrellacide

Umbrellacide is the act of committing suicide or self-harm with the use of an umbrella.

Leonard committed Umbrellacide

Umbrellacide by shapple November 12, 2024

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umbrellacide • umbrellaacademyz_ • umbrellaised • umbrellasite • Umbrellatidus

umbrellaacademyz_

A umbrella academy fanpage that’s really mean towards Luther fans

“Did you see umbrellaacademyz_ on TikTok today ?
“Yes I did “

umbrellaacademyz_ by ASHELLHHH July 14, 2021

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umbrellasite

An umbrellasite is someone who, unaware of the day's weather conditions, comes to school without an umbrella and begs others to come under their umbrella in between classes, somewhat irritatingly.

Guy 1: "Shit I forgot to bring an umbrella... Hey dude can I come under there?"
Guy 2: "No. Fuck off, you umbrellasite."

umbrellasite by Riyakou April 19, 2009

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Umbrellatidus

A nasty, skin inflammatory infection caused by multiple stimuloses commonly found in ink pens. The rashes, and irritation that follow can be devastating. One knows when they are infected by this when red and grey bumps surface to the epidermis (outer layer of skin), and inflammation and proposterous itching begin to occur. There is no known cure for unmrellatidus.

Dude, have you seen Joe's skin? Its the nastiest thing in the world! I think he might have umbrellatidus from those stupid markers he has been playing with.

Umbrellatidus by Alexander Demidov January 16, 2009

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umbrellaised

When you upset some Russian people they will pay you a visit with a "novichok" umbrella to teach you a lesson.

Sam upset some Russian business men last week and they sent a few colleagues to umbrellaise him. Poked with a poisoned umbrella hence he'd been umbrellaised.

umbrellaised by Schubert July 28, 2021

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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