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Ulises is a kind, caring person who takes care of people he knows. Sometimes he might be emotional but most of the time he hides it. If he likes a girl he will try so hard to get with her and to stay with her, he likes to make the girl he likes laugh and he tries to make her day the best as he can. If an Ulises is your boyfriend/ friend you are very lucky and he is a trustful person. If you tell him a secret he will keep it and if you are in trouble he would try to back you up or help you out in anyway. Ulises is also a very handsome person, and tends to be a good kisser.
1.) Ulises is very cute.
2.) Ulises is a very good friend .
Ulises by Kitty locker October 20, 2019
Ulises is a born leader. Kind and considerate he makes for an excellent boss who treats others with the respect and dignity they deserve. He is a dedicated family man who will always be loyal to his wife and will do anything for the safety and well being of his children. A Ulises will be the best kind of friend you can have. If you're fortunate enough to befriend a Ulises make sure you do all you can to stay friends, because there is no other friend like a Ulises. Lastly, with a taste for the luxurious, a Ulises tends to own a Tesla. If so, hope you can get a ride to work every now and then.
Wow, you're friends with a Ulises, you are one lucky Mofo!

You have a Ulises as a boss, I am sooo jelly!

Is that a Ulises? It is, lets be friends with that guy!

Have you seen Ulises car? It drives by itself!
Ulises by TFG2016 October 1, 2016
A guy who is very popular and has a lot of friends. He doesn’t trust many people, but sometimes he trusts people with his life. He’s very active and usually likes soccer. Usually, he’s happy, fun to be around, and an amazing friend to everyone. Ulices’ are the the cutest, hottest guys you’ll ever meet. If he likes you and asks you out you better say yes. He will care for his girlfriend and he will love her. If his girlfriend cries, he’ll be there for her. He cares for every single one of his friends, especially his girlfriend. If you ever have a Ulices as a friend hold on and never let go.
Girl 1: Omg who is that!?!?
Girl 2: That has to be Ulices! He’s the perfect guy!
Girl 1: I heard he’s a good kisser!
Ulices by Depression460 August 28, 2018
Ulises is misjudge but his a really sweet guy and he is someone you can trust. Ulises is a funny guy whenever you are feeling down he will make you laugh with his weirdness, his favorite thing to do is to play a lot of soccer. Ulises has many friends who like him for his weirdness. When it comes to relationships Ulises isn't really good but he tries his best to be with the girl he loves, he would always make her happy and be there when she needs him. A lot of people misjudged him because of his peculiar personality but Ulises is an amazing guy you can hang around with at all times.
Ulises is something
Ulises by anniewoods July 7, 2018
A guy who really is straight to earth, respects who respects him, very emotional but caring for others, knows how to handle things but lost at times. Very sweet guy
She looks happy with Ulises
Ulises by Sharkyyyyy121 February 3, 2014
Ulices is probably the best boyfriend anyone could ask for. He’s loyal, kind, and sometimes very intelligent. He will always be there for the people he cares for no matter what. He can be very sensitive and overprotective at some points, but that’s just another reason to fall in love with him. Ulices is most likely cute asf, even if he doesn’t know it. If you have Ulices as a friend or bf, keep him and don’t let him go.
Ulices is such an amazing friend!
Ulices by Hiiiiiiiiii I’m bored January 25, 2020
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