uker

Someone with a big anything dick, head, ear, nose, pussy, dick, ass, or any other body part

That guy is a uker look at his toe it's huge.

by T H E ONE October 3, 2017

UKer

A racial slur directed at those born or raised in the UK.

Look at that UKer eating his fish and chips. :(

by Titer Tot December 9, 2024

ukered

If you do that, you are ukered- basically, a polite word for f8cked...firsr heard in the West of England, much used in the woodworking dept of City of Bristol College by the tutors..''your'e ukered'' means ''your'e in trouble with that job now, e.g, if timber is cut too short, or some other serious error made, or of a power cut descends, while you have a lot of machining to do....your'e ukered. It also means ''screwed'', as in, things not going well, a spanner in the works.
Ukered has never been heard elsewhere, and seems to be used mainly in the Bristol area, U.K.

''Did you not double check your measurements? you've cut this too short, it's ukered... '' ''You broke the bandsaw...we are all ukered til it gets fixed'' ''you'll be ukered if the timber delivery doesn't arrive today, as the work needs to be marked by the end of the week''

by Green oak December 31, 2011

UkerDupersmood

Telling someone to fuck off in a nice way

Mom: go UkerDupersmood!
Dad: YOU 2

by JonnyV23 September 7, 2007

ukerz

A girl/boy who is very ugly and gets around a lot

‘That girl Becca is UKERZ’

by abbzgdu November 13, 2017

Ukernet

the internet in the United Kingdom or UK.

Just send me a message on the Ukernet.

by Dartagnon J. Puissant July 27, 2009

Ukerlad boy

N. A hypbeast that wears general release sneakers and thinks they has swag for having fake shoes. Also they cheat at everything and hate on people that don't have PC.

Person 1: did u see carlos today?
Person 2: yeah he was wearing those fake south beaches and saying I have swag.
Person 1: yeah he's such an ukerlad boy

Carlos: swag swag I have swag 3hunna bang bang

by Swegmoney3hunna September 18, 2014