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If you do that, you are ukered- basically, a polite word for f8cked...firsr heard in the West of England, much used in the woodworking dept of City of Bristol College by the tutors..''your'e ukered'' means ''your'e in trouble with that job now, e.g, if timber is cut too short, or some other serious error made, or of a power cut descends, while you have a lot of machining to do....your'e ukered. It also means ''screwed'', as in, things not going well, a spanner in the works.
Ukered has never been heard elsewhere, and seems to be used mainly in the Bristol area, U.K.
''Did you not double check your measurements? you've cut this too short, it's ukered... '' ''You broke the bandsaw...we are all ukered til it gets fixed'' ''you'll be ukered if the timber delivery doesn't arrive today, as the work needs to be marked by the end of the week''
ukered by Green oak December 31, 2011
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To be massively conned into thinking you booked a taxi, but actually get a clueless gimp charging you silly money.
"Got proper ripped off last night. Driver lost & cost me £150!"

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To go out with the intention to get helplessly drunk and then driven home by a person whom you have never met.
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Derived from the word Uber;
This word means to beat someone in any game without them barely having a chance at winning.
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To kick the crap out of something using a computer. can be in a 1.)game or 2.)when hacking
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Job or business becomes non relevant due to new technology.
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Ubered by wiskeydick27 December 14, 2015

UkerDupersmood

Telling someone to fuck off in a nice way
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UkerDupersmood by JonnyV23 September 7, 2007
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