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Utica Face 

A native of Utica, NY who exhibits an expresionless look of despair and emptiness, arising from having spent an entire lifetime in Utica. It is the expression of having lost all hope and the realization that they will never be able to get out of that awful city.
Are you bored and depressed, or is that just your Utica Face?
Utica Face by Euorgos August 20, 2013
Related Words
ubica Ubicate! Ubication Utica Unicame Utica, NY Ubic unicat Ubitant Unica

Utica Degree 

Basically a synonym for nepotism, this word derives from Utica, NY (a city of approx. 60,000 in Central NY) where high-paying jobs are widely asserted to be obtained through family and acquaintance connections rather than through education and proven experience. These illegally acquired jobs often come with various perks and kickbacks that are as questionable as the means used to obtain the job.
Who is the new superintendent of schools?
I don't know, some nobody with a Utica degree. I heard he got the job because he was the brother of the board president.

Where did the VP of the bank go to college?
Nowhere. He's got a Utica degree so he didn't need to go to college.

Why is that arson detective able to afford a Hummer and a $600,000 house in New Hartford?
I don't know, he probably has a Utica degree.
Utica Degree by Jamallerian October 13, 2007
Noun. убитак. Douchebag in Bulgarian. See Douchebag.
Man look at that tool over there. What an ubitak (убитак).
ubitak by ubitak April 15, 2009
Get it together. Take control of yourself - don't get hysterical or sassy. Come back to earth and stop being egocentric.
Klea, ubicate!
Ubicate! by Valentinaaa September 20, 2011
When you fill in the glabella of your sexual partner with semen to make a unibrow of sorts.

Source “The Goons” (McNasty, TheDooo, Blarg, and SnipingSoup) on YouTube
Josh - “Hey what’d you and Jessica do last night?”
Sam - “We went back to my place and gave that bitch a Unicame bruh”
Josh - “Damn bro, that’s awesome”
Unicame by Jack_BlacksPlaque June 13, 2023
The saddest city in America. Imagine being forced to eat a turd sandwich and when you're done eating it someone kicks you in the krotch and has sex with your mom. It's like 10 times sadder than that.
"Hey, let's go to Utica."

"Hey, I'd rather kill myself."
Utica by MrSpongebobBrownPants September 15, 2019