Velheim GOAT. Is a very handsome young man with a multitude of penises. Has a big juicy bottom and owns multiple sluts. Big pimp! Sluts include : Zaccur, Longshot and Poodietop.
Longshot: are u owned yet?
Poodietop: yeah, by Ubica!
Longshot: me too!
Zaccur: Same!! His bottom is sooo juicy!
Poodietop: yeah, by Ubica!
Longshot: me too!
Zaccur: Same!! His bottom is sooo juicy!
by Zaccur April 8, 2022
Get the ubica mug.A native of Utica, NY who exhibits an expresionless look of despair and emptiness, arising from having spent an entire lifetime in Utica. It is the expression of having lost all hope and the realization that they will never be able to get out of that awful city.
by Euorgos August 20, 2013
Get the Utica Face mug.Basically a synonym for nepotism, this word derives from Utica, NY (a city of approx. 60,000 in Central NY) where high-paying jobs are widely asserted to be obtained through family and acquaintance connections rather than through education and proven experience. These illegally acquired jobs often come with various perks and kickbacks that are as questionable as the means used to obtain the job.
Who is the new superintendent of schools?
I don't know, some nobody with a Utica degree. I heard he got the job because he was the brother of the board president.
Where did the VP of the bank go to college?
Nowhere. He's got a Utica degree so he didn't need to go to college.
Why is that arson detective able to afford a Hummer and a $600,000 house in New Hartford?
I don't know, he probably has a Utica degree.
I don't know, some nobody with a Utica degree. I heard he got the job because he was the brother of the board president.
Where did the VP of the bank go to college?
Nowhere. He's got a Utica degree so he didn't need to go to college.
Why is that arson detective able to afford a Hummer and a $600,000 house in New Hartford?
I don't know, he probably has a Utica degree.
by Jamallerian October 13, 2007
Get the Utica Degree mug.by ubitak April 15, 2009
Get the ubitak mug.Get it together. Take control of yourself - don't get hysterical or sassy. Come back to earth and stop being egocentric.
Klea, ubicate!
by Valentinaaa September 20, 2011
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Josh - “Hey what’d you and Jessica do last night?”
Sam - “We went back to my place and gave that bitch a Unicame bruh”
Josh - “Damn bro, that’s awesome”
Sam - “We went back to my place and gave that bitch a Unicame bruh”
Josh - “Damn bro, that’s awesome”
by Jack_BlacksPlaque June 13, 2023
Get the Unicame mug.The saddest city in America. Imagine being forced to eat a turd sandwich and when you're done eating it someone kicks you in the krotch and has sex with your mom. It's like 10 times sadder than that.
by MrSpongebobBrownPants September 15, 2019
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