An uber noober is someone or something that excels at being bad at a given task at hand. This phrase can describe inanimate objects. You can also describe something very pro by adding the negation "not".
N. Compound with two subsets:
(1) OO'-ber: Extreme; Supreme; Ultimate; Being in or attaining the greatest or highest degree; very intense.
(2) GOO'-ber: (slang) Term of endearment for 'Friend'; A person whom one knows, likes, and trusts.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.