Definitions by S1337
uber noober
An uber noober is someone or something that excels at being bad at a given task at hand. This phrase can describe inanimate objects. You can also describe something very pro by adding the negation "not".
Isaacc is uber noober at cooking.
That essay is not uber noober at winning competitions. Infact, it pretty much owns.
That essay is not uber noober at winning competitions. Infact, it pretty much owns.
uber noober by S1337 September 19, 2009
drive the dump truck
Driving the dump truck is seth/lance language for going to the bathroom for an longer-than-normal time. Sometimes we call it just "driving the truck".
drive the dump truck by s1337 September 19, 2009
read a book
Sleeping. This is derived from the groggy state one is in while reading a book, which sometimes sounds like they are sleeping when they answer the phone.
*Lance calls Seth*
Seth: ...hello
Lance: Man are you about to read a book!?!
Seth: ...yep
Lance: Go back to sleep.
Seth: ...hello
Lance: Man are you about to read a book!?!
Seth: ...yep
Lance: Go back to sleep.
read a book by s1337 September 19, 2009