U tard

Someone who is especially naive and culturally inept and hails from the state of Utah. A combination of "tard" and U for Utah.

Molly is such a U tard. All she does is bake cookies for the ward party.

by Smokey Starlight March 24, 2008

U-tard

A person from Utah that thinks he/she knows it all...when in reality, they don't know s@#t! Bumkin-like behavior on the part of someone from Utah (usually BYU) that wishes they were originally from California.

Did that stupid U-tard just say: "Oh my heck?"

by DaBigKahuna November 19, 2005

U-tard

Multi-generational Utah resident, probably Mormon, with and IQ of +1 over retard.

Our Uber driver was a complete U-tard.

Utah is full of laws only a U-tard could make.

by DangerMRW February 3, 2019

S.U.V-Tard

Refers to the person, usually a soccer mom that is driving an empty SUV while talking on a cell phone and drinking Starbucks, all while going 75MPH on the freeway.

Look at that woman driving like a maniac! What an S.U.V-Tard!!!

by RoundRockMike May 29, 2008

u/b/er-tard

a /b/ tard, or someone who has wasted their life away in the /b/ (random) section of 4chan image boards, who has evolved past poor grammar and a twisted sense of humor and has slowly drifted into a vegetative state where responses are only given to the mentioning of memes and the sight of inappropriate cartoons. (see rule 34)

Basically, a super /b/tard

Normal person: what's up?

u/b/er-tard: ...

Normal person: hello?

u/b/er-tard: ... ungh ...

Normal person: *sigh*... so I heard you like mudkips?

u/b/er-tard: lolz lolz lolz over 9,000!

by wow.... February 19, 2009

cell-u-lar-tardation

a. The state of owning a cell phone and having absolutely no idea how to use it.

b. An acquired state of mental retardation due to radio wave damage of the brain as a result of insessant use of a cellular phone.

Fred's 18 year old daughter, Lisa, has an advanced stage of cell-u-lar-tardation that is irreversible. It's a real shame that he didn't understand the consequences back at age 2, when she got her first cell phone.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

utardation

A derivitave of Utard, kind of like retardation, but applies to the status quo.

Also applicable: utardism (what happens to children who grow up in utah) and utarded (when all hope is lost of them ever becoming normal or intelligent).

Utardation is rampant here.

by RCL84770 December 12, 2008