utardation 

A derivitave of Utard, kind of like retardation, but applies to the status quo.

Also applicable: utardism (what happens to children who grow up in utah) and utarded (when all hope is lost of them ever becoming normal or intelligent).

Utardation is rampant here.

utardation by RCL84770 December 12, 2008

tardation 

n. The set of all things which are retarded. Used as part of an epithet when one observes something retarded going on.

What in tardation is going on in here??!?!

tardation by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006

etardation 

Effects suffered from consuming too much ecstacy. These include mental sluggishness, slurring, unable to think clearly, making silly mistakes at work, not understanding simple tasks, etc.

The subject had two massive nights in a row and was suffering severe etardation as a result

etardation by Drew43 October 7, 2008

misc tardation 

retarded fucks at guitar.com's "misc" forum who write bullshit like the following.....

quote:
execute all african-americans 20 satch22

By skaman7 5-10-2004 10:59:17 PM
By joniox 5-10-2004 10:58:26 PM
By pheasantrevolt 5-10-2004 10:57:48 PM
By satch22 5-10-2004 10:57:39 PM
By Arlo__ 5-10-2004 10:57:19 PM
more...


Reply:
Member: Madness_5 contact this member
5-10-2004 10:50:25 PM
i prefer "hang all nizzles"


Reply:
Member: joniox contact this member
5-10-2004 10:50:29 PM
Hang all niggas.


Reply:
Member: satch22 contact this member
5-10-2004 10:52:56 PM
hizzle all nizzles?



Reply:
Member: joniox contact this member
5-10-2004 10:54:25 PM
hangas ol niggas


Reply:
Member: pleasesirs contact this member
5-10-2004 10:51:51 PM
burn all monkeys

/quote:

bunch of Canadian fuckheads

misc tardation by Bumhole McSquirt May 14, 2004

Mental E-tardation 

The physical state of the brain following consumption of ecstasy in which attempts at complex neural processes result solely in the self-realization of the tremendous mental toll ecstasy has on your basic evaluative skills.

The day after the rave my friend was suffering from severe Mental E-tardation and tried to put a hot pocket in the blender.

Mental E-tardation by Derz August 9, 2010

tardation 

the condition of being completely inept, clueless, or just plain dumb; the inability to 'get a clue; the plight of an individual who consistently performs below par in the social or intellectual arena; idiocy

"Why is this idiot slowing down to miss the signal? It's a green light! Tardation!!"

"Could you possibly drive any slower on the freeway on-ramp? We're going 20 into a 55 zone! Tardation!"

"You cancelled our wedding plans, cost me a fortune, and humiliated me in front of all of our friends and family, and NOW you want to get back together? HAHAHAHA Tardation!!"

"I'm so frustrated with my classmate, I give him precise instructions for completing our project and he still cannot produce coherent results. Total tardation!"

tardation by Ms.Teri.Whoaman January 4, 2008

Tardation Nation 

The majority of people who are citizens of Red Sox Nation. The typical tardation nation member usually tends to be that of a white male who is overweight, unintelligent, poor, lazy and sometimes very odoriferous. They spend most of their day blogging about Boston sports and they are always seen wearing clothing which has either Red Sox, Celtics, Bruins or Patriots emblems on them. This cheap and ugly clothing, which is sometimes mixed and matched always seems to be purchased from Walmart.

Hey Joba, check out that moron who is driving that Ford 150. Yeah, the Masshole wearing the backwards Red Sox hat and Tom Brady jersey who has all the stupid ass Celtics, Patriots and Red Sox bumper stickers all over it. Yeah dude, he's your stereo-typical Red Sox Nation Tardation Nation member! I wonder if he knows that the extra large B sticker on his truck stands for Bandwagon? What a dumb ass.

Tardation Nation by HankwillgetusaChampionship! October 10, 2008