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Tittynope, I know what youre thinking. It actually means a small amount of something left over. God forbid you ever use this word.
Sam: There is only a tittynope of food left
Samantha: what the fuck
tittynope by Eternal Youth July 14, 2017

tittynet 

A modern word for the dated term "internet" best describing what the youth of today use it for.
Martha: Will I see you tonight?
Jimmy: Oh no, but I'll be on the tittynet.
Martha: What?
Jimmy: I meant the internet, the internet!
tittynet by mili July 30, 2008

Tittynap 

To take a nap, or lay your head for a certain amount of time, on a nice pair of titties; a wonderfully peaceful respite on the cleavage of a lovely woman.
Man, work was tough today. Can't wait to get home and take a tittynap!
Tittynap by Nitecrawlah2 June 17, 2012

Tittynus 

tittynus .

noun, ti-ti-nus
• a sexually transmitted disease caused by being a lesbian, attracted to women, touching of the titties

Symptoms may include: extreme cases of simping, having whole body spams, and exhibiting strange boi behaviour.
Credits: ĉ̴̽o ͑́c̵̐̉k̵̀͂ (Discord)
Person 1: "Man he's being weird, he keeps spazzing out, and he's been simping over Michelle for ages"
Person 2: "You never know, he may have Tittynus
Tittynus by @Debatable August 21, 2020

Tittynine 

When two women suck on each others breast in a 69 style position
Velma was laying on the bed, shirtless so leaned down and stuck my tit in her mouth and clamped my mouth down on hers, tittynine style.
Tittynine by afkap November 29, 2016

Tittynoculars 

The use of your eyes or binoculars Used by kids age 5-13 for view of the tatas!
I’m using my tittynoculars to look at the neighbors boobs.
Tittynoculars by Chris G 757 July 5, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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