Tysun

Disclaimer: This is probably every tysun

Tysun is also known as totally ty ty. He is probably brown but says he’s black. His wanker is very very very very long (20-25 inches) but skinny like a pencil. He probably does nothing in life except for post stupid things on his snap story such as: who wanna scoop or vaping videos in the school bathroom. He wears the same jacket everyday cause he thinks it’s deezed.

Person 1: I wanna get scooped by tysun!!

Person 2: no he’s a diddle wanker

Tysun by Diddle wankers January 28, 2019

tysun

He is a cool kid who has a HOT ASS SISTER I MEAN SHE IS FUCKING MY DREAM GIRL I WOULD DO SOME WEIRD SHIT WITH HER.... Other than that he’s smart and helps me out in math

Tysun has a hot sister

tysun by That one kid in math April 8, 2018

tysun

Tysun is a space cowboy that rides around Texas on his robot horse like a total badass. He’s handsome and charms everyone he meets. When times are hard you want him in your life. He gives no fucks and hates self centered motherfuckers that think they are the shit. He gets all the girls, but is loyal and humble. His best friends include: Bruce Wayne, Dude with a backpack, and Lady Gaga.

Person 1:Is that Tysun who just saved that guys.

Person 2:Hell yeah that is.

tysun by Tyronewally May 17, 2018

pyjammi tsunami 

On a scale of one to ten, with 1 being “skid mark” and 10 being “I shit my pants”, the Pyjammi Tsunami is considered a 99.

The most powerful natural disaster known to humans, this catastrophe is very wet and extremely sudden. Nothing can stop the tsunami. The only thing that can slow it down is a decent pair of pyjamas...but not even the best quality PJ’s can survive this event.

Nurses are particularly adept at dealing with the aftermath of pyjammi tsunamis. Sadly, PTSD (Pyjammi-Tsunami-Stress-Disorder) runs rampant among nurses and other health care workers.

Omg I woke up to a pyjammi tsunami. Hoping a bonfire will take care of all the laundry!

Noticed a man at the hotel restaurant who came down in his slippers for the free breakfast...obviously after a long night of partying. Yikes - after his third cup of coffee the place had to be evacuated. We were at ground zero of an impressive pyjammi-tsunami!

pyjammi tsunami by Mandi Harmony July 20, 2018

gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 

after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this

1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*

gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 by BootyEater88 November 18, 2020

tysn

Michaeloftiktok created this word, along with the universe. tysn.

tysn, mother milked.

tysn by Famousbiologist July 2, 2021

Tysn

The word originates from the pine spitter, passed onto Michael, the famous biologist.

Also see pineweasel

No, not really.

Michael, the famous biologist: Nature is beautiful!
Random stranger: Tysn

Tysn by User_6_6_6_ September 4, 2021