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A super funny, handsome, sexy man with lots of talent. He is so manly and hot every single girl in the world would get on their knees and do anything for him. His taste in clothes, hobbies, and movies is better than anyone in the entire world.
"Oh my gosh Tyssen is so hot."
"He just turns me on so much the way he does everything."
Tyssen by Timmy42069 March 23, 2023
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tyssen • Tysen • tyspen • tysson • Tassen • Tessence • thyssen • tussen • Tyesen • Tysenna
Hottest and sexy man you will ever meet he's very handsome and if you get the chance you should date him and he's very cute
Omg he's so hot he's like a tysen
Tysen by Hahahahahaha March 11, 2015
Tysen is very cute and amazing and adorable and if you want to know anything about Warhammer he’s your guy. A gift to the world. Husband material. And he’s a good kisser with a great ass
Tysen: *says anything*
Me: hot damn!
Tysen by Cool Vest November 14, 2021
Tysen is a vey carrying person who will help you no matter what. He is loving joyful and will keep your hopes high. He is a hard worker and is passoinate about his work and the things he belives in. Overall tysen is the best living person on this planet.
TYsen is amazing
Tysen by taka taka toooo December 27, 2020

Tessence 

When you've been fucking for several hours, and a large quantity of sweat and grime has built up in your grundel region, this substance is called the essence of the Taint, or Tessence. It can be squeegeed off and used in a variety of ways, including personal lubricant, industrial strength solvent, pesticide, smelling salt, and others.
Scientists are considering the adoption of Tessence as an alternative for Fossil Fuels by the year 2069.
Tessence by KiwiKilledHImself November 29, 2006
A Classic Dick Who's Always Out For Himself, Two Faced and doesn't care about Fuck. Is usually Homosexual or apart of the LGBT, and Love's too Break up for No Reason, Has Usually Below average Looks, and below average intelligence
Tyesen's Wife- Wanna go to bed??
Tyesen- Nah I'm gonna stick my dick in Steve's Ass Bye
Tyesen by ScrewballChan July 9, 2020
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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