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A very handsome energetic boy/man who is very loveing and smart. Tyssen is very outgoing and adventurous, and loves the outdoors. Tyssen will bring smiles into every room he goes in. He thinks he's funny.......but it's in a dad joke kind of way.
Jake:Hey tyssen! Tyssen:Hey jake,wanna go explore?!
tyssen by Bobalina;©Ω February 9, 2021
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A super funny, handsome, sexy man with lots of talent. He is so manly and hot every single girl in the world would get on their knees and do anything for him. His taste in clothes, hobbies, and movies is better than anyone in the entire world.
"Oh my gosh Tyssen is so hot."
"He just turns me on so much the way he does everything."
Tyssen by Timmy42069 March 23, 2023
Related Words
tyssen Tysen tyspen tysson Tassen Tessence thyssen tussen Tyesen Tysenna
Hottest and sexy man you will ever meet he's very handsome and if you get the chance you should date him and he's very cute
Omg he's so hot he's like a tysen
Tysen by Hahahahahaha March 11, 2015
Tysen is very cute and amazing and adorable and if you want to know anything about Warhammer he’s your guy. A gift to the world. Husband material. And he’s a good kisser with a great ass
Tysen: *says anything*
Me: hot damn!
Tysen by Cool Vest November 14, 2021
Tysen is a vey carrying person who will help you no matter what. He is loving joyful and will keep your hopes high. He is a hard worker and is passoinate about his work and the things he belives in. Overall tysen is the best living person on this planet.
TYsen is amazing
Tysen by taka taka toooo December 27, 2020

Tessence 

When you've been fucking for several hours, and a large quantity of sweat and grime has built up in your grundel region, this substance is called the essence of the Taint, or Tessence. It can be squeegeed off and used in a variety of ways, including personal lubricant, industrial strength solvent, pesticide, smelling salt, and others.
Scientists are considering the adoption of Tessence as an alternative for Fossil Fuels by the year 2069.
Tessence by KiwiKilledHImself November 29, 2006
A Classic Dick Who's Always Out For Himself, Two Faced and doesn't care about Fuck. Is usually Homosexual or apart of the LGBT, and Love's too Break up for No Reason, Has Usually Below average Looks, and below average intelligence
Tyesen's Wife- Wanna go to bed??
Tyesen- Nah I'm gonna stick my dick in Steve's Ass Bye
Tyesen by ScrewballChan July 9, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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