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twunting 

(Verb)The act of behaving like a cunt and a twat simultaneously. Word that combines twat and cunt to form a super- insult that most people do not immediately recognize as vulgar.

Can be used past, present, and future tense.
"That bitch Kim Wa-hooka was twunting her ass off when she was creeping on her man!"

"Tiff, stop twunting!"

" I swear, my baby mama gonna be twunting her ass off when she gets here!"
twunting by Melaniescarlett November 6, 2018
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Trunting (Verb) Trunt (Noun) Trunter (Adj): The act of telling compulsive and completely far-fetched lies. Must be extremely obvious and unbelievable in order to be classified as a trunt.
Person 1 - "I got recruited to play soccer for Manchester United in 5th grade".
Person 2 "No you didn't, stop trunting"
Trunting by thatguydudepersonguyperson September 26, 2013

twentington

Simon: "Twentington"
Host: "That's numberwang!"
twentington by mp3yt0n November 3, 2019
Me and my friend Jeff spent all night thunting on Huniepop.
Thunting by Protat May 16, 2020

Twinting 

Twinting in definition is a psychological state brought on by certain drug use that ambitiously obscures the ability to differentiate between reality and a drug induced reality. Used in reference to techno enthusiasts and club goers that trip* on substances such as infamous bombs...the likable K and LSD. However a toxic dose of Mary will make you twint a swell. People that are twinting feel as though days have lost they're ability to be separate; meaning weeks may feel as one day because the perception of time is due to relativity, and in this case the relativity is in the hands of the twinter. Twinters also associate they're condition to that of the M.F.K syndrome - abbreviated for "Motha-fucking-King" sensation.
Example of Twinting in a conversation
A: Serious crowd tonight the music is serious take a bump

B: Dude im twinting pretty hard so I should let me get a bump d(+_+)b
Twinting by Mo|Ma March 22, 2010

Truntington 

A traditional English swear word, often used in anger. Can be translated as "Mother fucking prick cock sucking wanker"
Albert looked at the hobo in discust "Margaret leave that hobo alone, he looks like a right Truntington!"
Truntington by Mrs Saxonbury April 8, 2008

Taunting the Octopus

When your exploit your ex-girlfriend's emotional weaknesses in an effort to extract a desired emotional outburst. Often used as a way to 'stay in touch' over IM in those harsh periods after a breakup in which you need to cause suffering in order to feel better about yourself.
Guy 1: She came online complaining about my inability to commit so I told her she's an over-emotional head case that just needs a good ass-fucking from some guy she won't 'fall in love' with between initial insertion and the final pull-out.

Guy 2: Dude... You're totally taunting the octopus on that one. I bet she cried herself to sleep. Good on ya!
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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