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twub
A combination of the gay slang term twink and chub. A twink is a young gay or bi male, between 18 and 25, predominantly white, slim and fairly smooth. A Twub is a twink witha few extra pounds.
Friend 1:"So how was your night?"
Friend 2: "Great! we went to the gay village, I got wasted on jaeger bombs and ended up pounding the fuck out of this blonde twub's juicy arse."
Friend 2: "Great! we went to the gay village, I got wasted on jaeger bombs and ended up pounding the fuck out of this blonde twub's juicy arse."
twub by Hapolachleana April 19, 2018
Twuzzin
You share a cousin but are not cousins. But you proclain that indidividual as your cousin in the fact that you share a similar cousin.
Lizz sits in my biology class and her twuzzin Hailey sits on the other side of me. They found that they have the same cousin. Therefore making them cousin by blood.
Twuzzin by Cameron Rutherig March 27, 2008
twuzzlesnudger
I really needed to sit down on the train but I was mugged off by a twuzzlesnudger, I was twuzzle-snudged.
twuzzlesnudger by The Muesli Camel April 21, 2018
Twubby
Ill be your twubby.
twubbed
Twubbed is the act of hashtagging a Tweet on Twitter. Hashtags are created by adding a # to a tag. This allows an organizing of that tag on third party twitter applications.
twub
twub by Salvador Henry December 13, 2008
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"