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poop! from the phrase "number two"
" i need to drop a twozy"
twozy by GBonk August 4, 2009
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Two British fifa YouTubers with over 1.5 million subscribers who constantly shout 'WHAT A KNOB HEAD' at each other for views. They also have a rule that to watch their videos, you must have a brew at hand !
I watched twosync with my brew
Twosync by Jimmy Vaughan October 25, 2019
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VapeGod, Godlike Vaper, gets friend-zoned really easily, fuckboy hair cut, and wears magnetic earing because his parents won't let him get his ears pierced and he thinks he is cool.
I thought this kid was cool but he's just a twoz
Twoz by IDon'tLike October 6, 2016
An elite source of media on the well-known Lyds in your area. Known best for their spam posts, niche references, and creative minds.
Whoa did you see TwoLyds new post?
Yeah it was awesome I’m definitely getting the merch
TwoLyds by notlyd March 1, 2022
I have last "twony" units of this shirt.
twony by Joe Joka November 4, 2013
(Adjective) When something appears toasty and cozy at the same time.
Is that heater on? It’s nice and tozy in here...
tozy by Isabellabadbitch October 7, 2018
1)To be very very crazy or 2) to be so in love, that all sentences, words, ideas, etc. are just a mess of words.
1)Dude, why would you bang that chick from the asylum? she's mega-twazy.
2)- a-What did you say, honey?
b-Are you listening to me?
a- huhhh?? Love bird, im so twazy for you.
Twazy by Twaziest August 4, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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