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Childish phrase we use to talk about a guys genetalia in public, or in front of old people.
Yeah his twozzle was pretty big.
I heard she's a twozzle gobbler.
Sticky twozzle.
Yeah it spazzed.
twozzle by Pirate jimmie <3 September 5, 2005

Nog Twozzle

Nog Twozzle: An appendage or body part that comes to a point, e.g. a finger, a nipple or a rabbit's ear.
"That rabbit has a floppy nog twozzle."
Nog Twozzle by NogTwozzleKing_ba7 December 16, 2023

Nog Twozzle

Nog Twozzle: An appendage or body part that comes to a point, e.g. a finger, a nipple or a rabbit's ear.
"That rabbit has a floppy nog twozzle."
Nog Twozzle by NogTwozzleKing_ba7 December 16, 2023

twizzledick

word used to describe someone whose name you don't want to say out loud, for someone you feel contempt for or someone who you find to be worthless and a waste of good oxygen.
Tony G: I really need help with this equipment.
Jim C: I know a guy, but he works for that twizzledick. The job up the street.
Tony G: ??

Tony G: Oh, you mean Bruce?
Jim C: That's him.
Tony G: You're right, he is. I'll give that twizzledick a call.
twizzledick by Mark Louis Webb January 7, 2011

twizzled 

Confused or unable to decide.
Was used in the Artisoft LANtastic networking software to indicate the network was unable to decide which network adapter to use.
From the LANtastic Networking software: "Net BIOS is twizzled"
twizzled by maniakaz December 5, 2011

twizzle stick

A dope pipe. Another word for a glass dick.
yo man, load up the twizzle stick and lets start tweakin!!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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