Twoz

VapeGod, Godlike Vaper, gets friend-zoned really easily, fuckboy hair cut, and wears magnetic earing because his parents won't let him get his ears pierced and he thinks he is cool.

I thought this kid was cool but he's just a twoz

by IDon'tLike October 6, 2016

twozzies

Taking two shots in a row. Always straight no chaser. It is appropriate to exclaim twozzzzies when the task it completed.

"shit if you can't do that twozzies your softer than a freshed baked cookie"

by a k September 9, 2005

twozy

poop! from the phrase "number two"

" i need to drop a twozy"

by GBonk August 4, 2009

Twozer

Noun/verb two-zer A stud; an awesome guy; worlds greatest lover;

all around great guy

All the women think he's a Twozer and really wants to get to know him.

by 68GTO April 16, 2021

Twozies

Testicles. I came up with this word because they come in pairs (hopefully), and it's catching on and you should use it.

"That girl's really goin after your twozies."

by PacificJohnny May 9, 2005

twozzle

Nonsense; a communication or explanation with no real meaning, sense or use.

What a load of twozzle.
He only talks twozzle.
That's just a bunch of religious twozzle.

by Crunchalias December 11, 2015

twozzle

Childish phrase we use to talk about a guys genetalia in public, or in front of old people.

Yeah his twozzle was pretty big.
I heard she's a twozzle gobbler.
Sticky twozzle.
Yeah it spazzed.

by Pirate jimmie <3 September 5, 2005