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Twatwaffle
Complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile can not adequately describe.; however, to earn the title of twatwaffle, one must also attempt to assert authority/expertise where none is had, or use power/authority when they are offended by things that most people find humorous, and then use that authority to get the "offenders," in trouble and the "offending material" removed.
That female 1SG that got an ARCOM for trolling Army Soldiers on Facebook and getting them in trouble is a real twatwaffle.
Twatwaffle by HardRock Medic January 1, 2015
Pulled a twotone
“Pulling a twotone” is used to describe someone who is running away frm opps after constantly netbanging
Pulled a twotone by Gofundtheopps February 26, 2021
twatwanker
Derogatory: Idiot. Lady pud-puller
pearl wiggler pull one's pud beat one's meat twat wanker wank arsehole idiot eejit fanny
pearl wiggler pull one's pud beat one's meat twat wanker wank arsehole idiot eejit fanny
twatwanker by Piemanius September 14, 2006
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