twotw

The Wanker Of The Week

by Flamin Homer May 31, 2003

twtwytt

Acronym for "That's what they want you to think"

<random comment that may or may not be true>
TWTWYTT!

by AsparagusForest January 14, 2009

Twoti

This week on the internet

Twoti has the same consistency as lmth (last month this happened)

by Htsbfsdg June 15, 2018

TWOTI

( This Week On The Internet) The Best Show On YouTube by YouTuber WillNE. You should go and watch it

#Sub2WillNE

have you heard about TWOTI

by YesBigDaddyDolan January 30, 2019

Twatwaffle

Complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile can not adequately describe.; however, to earn the title of twatwaffle, one must also attempt to assert authority/expertise where none is had, or use power/authority when they are offended by things that most people find humorous, and then use that authority to get the "offenders," in trouble and the "offending material" removed.

That female 1SG that got an ARCOM for trolling Army Soldiers on Facebook and getting them in trouble is a real twatwaffle.

by HardRock Medic January 1, 2015

Pulled a twotone

“Pulling a twotone” is used to describe someone who is running away frm opps after constantly netbanging

You see that p*ssy? He just pulled a twotone

by Gofundtheopps February 26, 2021

twatwanker

Derogatory: Idiot. Lady pud-puller
pearl wiggler pull one's pud beat one's meat twat wanker wank arsehole idiot eejit fanny

She's a twatwanker of the first order.

by Piemanius September 14, 2006