twotw 

The Wanker Of The Week

twotw by Flamin Homer May 31, 2003

twtwytt 

Acronym for "That's what they want you to think"

<random comment that may or may not be true>
TWTWYTT!

twtwytt by AsparagusForest January 14, 2009

Twoti 

This week on the internet

Twoti has the same consistency as lmth (last month this happened)

Twoti by Htsbfsdg June 15, 2018

TWOTI 

( This Week On The Internet) The Best Show On YouTube by YouTuber WillNE. You should go and watch it

#Sub2WillNE

have you heard about TWOTI

TWOTI by YesBigDaddyDolan January 30, 2019

Twatwaffle 

Complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile can not adequately describe.; however, to earn the title of twatwaffle, one must also attempt to assert authority/expertise where none is had, or use power/authority when they are offended by things that most people find humorous, and then use that authority to get the "offenders," in trouble and the "offending material" removed.

That female 1SG that got an ARCOM for trolling Army Soldiers on Facebook and getting them in trouble is a real twatwaffle.

Twatwaffle by HardRock Medic January 1, 2015

Pulled a twotone

“Pulling a twotone” is used to describe someone who is running away frm opps after constantly netbanging

You see that p*ssy? He just pulled a twotone

Pulled a twotone by Gofundtheopps February 26, 2021

twatwanker 

Derogatory: Idiot. Lady pud-puller
pearl wiggler pull one's pud beat one's meat twat wanker wank arsehole idiot eejit fanny

She's a twatwanker of the first order.

twatwanker by Piemanius September 14, 2006