twonager

Noun

A person, two years old, possessing the attitude and demeanour of a teenager.

That kid is such a twonager!

by Smashola February 10, 2014

Twonager

A toddler who leverages on their young age and radical selfishness to terrorize or blackmail their parents and grandparents to give in to their demands or wants.

Twonagers born with a silver spoon in their mouth are like little Donald J. Trump’s or Kim Jong-Un’s, with a small percentage of them never outgrowing that phase of their life to become lifelong jerks or assholes.

by Covido December 11, 2022