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twobob

Class bloke with a great attitude towards friends and family.
twobob = respect
by simon hill May 27, 2003
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Twobbler

Merger of the two words; Twat and Gobbler.

Plain and simple it's someone who loves Gobbling Twat, (or eating pussy).
Girl, "Oh my, you licked my clit so good I can't see straight."
Twobbler smiles a glistening smile, "That's because I'm a professional Twobbler."

Girl, "He leaves me cum-drunk every time he goes down on me. He's so Amazing!"
Chick#2, " He's The Twobbler Extraordinaire, what do you expect? He Twobbles my juicy box at least once a week."
Girl, "Then why is his breath always so fresh?"
Chick#2, "Bitch, please... The Twobbler only pleasures the freshest vaginas."
by BRU5HY April 12, 2017
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The Twobbler

Best Twobbler you'll ever meet; Twobbling Extraordinaire
"That's The Twobbler over there. You'll never meet anyone else like him. That dude will put a tongue on you like no other. Leave you so cum-drunk you'll be catatonic. But you better make sure that vagina is nice and fresh."
by BRU5HY April 12, 2017
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two bob watch

crazy or hysterical.

a "bob" was a shilling in Australia before 1966 when the country changed to decimal currency. The two shilling coin was replaced by the 20 cent piece. A watch which cost only two bob is likely to be unreliable .
He was carrying on like a two bob watch
by KLM13 October 24, 2018
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twobbled

When a man compresses his scrotum (either by tightness of pants of falling crotch-first onto a pole or other obstacle) causing a testicle to pop painfully forward, He has been Twobbled.
When I slipped and fell onto the fence rail, I was Twobbled so bad that I almost puked.
by Mudknuckle Circus November 17, 2013
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tobobins

A innocent cute looking princess with a strong competitive drive that possesses strength speed and intimidating stares and pierces right through you when she looks at you.
BIG TOUGH TOBOBINS
by Yobobins April 6, 2017
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Two Bob Cunt

1.dishonest, thieving bastard. The low of the low belongs in a gutter.
2.Term of endearment between old friends in the pub.
1. Oi you filthy Two Bob Cunt, I can't believe you shagged my sister, you was supposed to be my best mate!
2. Do you wanna pint you two bob cunt, this rounds on me.
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