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Twobbler 

Merger of the two words; Twat and Gobbler.

Plain and simple it's someone who loves Gobbling Twat, (or eating pussy).
Girl, "Oh my, you licked my clit so good I can't see straight."
Twobbler smiles a glistening smile, "That's because I'm a professional Twobbler."

Girl, "He leaves me cum-drunk every time he goes down on me. He's so Amazing!"
Chick#2, " He's The Twobbler Extraordinaire, what do you expect? He Twobbles my juicy box at least once a week."
Girl, "Then why is his breath always so fresh?"
Chick#2, "Bitch, please... The Twobbler only pleasures the freshest vaginas."
Twobbler by BRU5HY April 12, 2017

The Twobbler

Best Twobbler you'll ever meet; Twobbling Extraordinaire
"That's The Twobbler over there. You'll never meet anyone else like him. That dude will put a tongue on you like no other. Leave you so cum-drunk you'll be catatonic. But you better make sure that vagina is nice and fresh."
The Twobbler by BRU5HY April 12, 2017

two bob watch

crazy or hysterical.

a "bob" was a shilling in Australia before 1966 when the country changed to decimal currency. The two shilling coin was replaced by the 20 cent piece. A watch which cost only two bob is likely to be unreliable .
He was carrying on like a two bob watch
two bob watch by KLM13 October 24, 2018

twobbled 

When a man compresses his scrotum (either by tightness of pants of falling crotch-first onto a pole or other obstacle) causing a testicle to pop painfully forward, He has been Twobbled.
When I slipped and fell onto the fence rail, I was Twobbled so bad that I almost puked.
twobbled by Mudknuckle Circus November 17, 2013

tobobins 

A innocent cute looking princess with a strong competitive drive that possesses strength speed and intimidating stares and pierces right through you when she looks at you.
BIG TOUGH TOBOBINS
tobobins by Yobobins April 6, 2017

Two Bob Cunt 

1.dishonest, thieving bastard. The low of the low belongs in a gutter.
2.Term of endearment between old friends in the pub.
1. Oi you filthy Two Bob Cunt, I can't believe you shagged my sister, you was supposed to be my best mate!
2. Do you wanna pint you two bob cunt, this rounds on me.