twoad

louey is a twoad. thats all i have to say

guy 1: “hey, whats a twoad?”
guy 2: “yk that one guy louey?”
guy 1: “yeah?”
guy 2: “yeah thats him”
guy 1: “oh cool”

by livelaughhayden August 18, 2022

Fresh Toadwalker

When you do Maths for a living but you're fresh with memes. Usually likes to plug his/her books, and likes to use clickbait titles and loud beeping sounds.

"Hey, this is Fresh Toadwalker."

by DynestiGTI July 19, 2018

Toaden

Adjective. Having qualities of or similar to that of a toad. These similarities may be physical, sonic, or just metaphorical. Similar to the words "wooden" and "leaden".

That car jumps every time you start it, I'd say it's a toaden car.

by SirManth August 14, 2011

Toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside

The god of all wii remotes

Today we’ll be play wii sports with my toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside

by ___dennis___ November 10, 2019

Camel Toad

The Camel Toad (incilius camelus) is a toad species found in the Great Plains region of The United States. It is well known for its ability to exude toxins from glands within its skin that have psychoactive properties.

Contemporary reports indicate that cameltenin-containing toad toxins have been used as a street drug; that is, as a supposed aphrodisiac, ingested orally in the form of ch’an su, and as a psychedelic, by smoking or orally ingesting Camel Toad secretion or dried skins.

During hot and dry weather, Camel Toads will seek out water and can often be found at local rivers and pools.

Let's go down to the pool to scout out some camel toads.

by Blippee July 12, 2023

Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus Inside©

The preferred Wii Remote of the YouTuber Poofesure. Why is it special? Because... It's a Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus© inside. Why else?

Poofesure: I am using a new Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus Inside©. My original Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus Inside© met its fate during my Wii fit video, I threw it...

by windjtd22 November 22, 2019

turnip twaddler

Generic name for any useless consumer gadget of the sort frequently sold on late-night infomercials. Commonly sold together with a tomato musher. Originally from the comic strip Bloom County. Opus was powerless to resist late-night TV hucksters and ended up with a living room full of turnip twaddlers.

"We'll sell you this amazing turnip twaddler for $29.95! But wait! There's more! We'll throw in this tomato musher ABSOLUTELY FREE! Now how much would you pay?"

by bikergeek November 5, 2012