two-inch-punisher

used as an insult to someone who thinks they have a large penis.

Tyler: Dude, my dick is definitely twice as big as yours.

Jerome: What, your two-inch-punisher?

Tyler: Shut up dude, you no that's a sensitive subject!

by RiMjOb February 09, 2014

Two inch punisher

Someone with a small dick (2 inches or smaller) but who really knows how to use it. At first you will laugh but after that when you get to try it it will be very good sex.

Emily: that Oscar had a two inch punisher you know
Alex: you lucky girl. Now let’s have sex.

by Xxx.ultimatebigdickmcgee.xxX July 31, 2019

two inch punisher

When you got a small tallywacker but you still do damage to the vagina

I sure gave Helen the two inch punisher last night

by German Knuckle Cake March 07, 2018