Definitions by RiMjOb

Christmas Rapist 

someone who opens up all the presents before anyone else is awake and then hides themselves as to not be caught, someone who sticks his penis in all the presents, or someone who cums on all the presents (an amazing feat)

Dude, I think that there was a Christmas Rapist here, because there's a hole about the size of Joe's two-inch-punisher in all of them.

Can anybody explain why there's jizz all over the presents? Oh shit, we had a Christmas Rapist!

Christmas Rapist by RiMjOb February 9, 2014

two-inch-punisher 

used as an insult to someone who thinks they have a large penis.

Tyler: Dude, my dick is definitely twice as big as yours.

Jerome: What, your two-inch-punisher?

Tyler: Shut up dude, you no that's a sensitive subject!

two-inch-punisher by RiMjOb February 9, 2014

ejerkulate 

A slang term for masturbation, or "ejaculating". Created by famous porn star and pimp, Joseph Savage.

"Yo I just ejerkulated all over Christie Cali's cat"

ejerkulate by Rimjob February 2, 2004