two toke 

the good shit......only takes 2 hits to get you high

two toke by dopey July 21, 2003

Two Toke Hold 

A game which two or more people can play.

In which the participants pass around 2 or more spliffs, taking 2 tokes and then passing it on.

The smoke inhaled from these 2 tokes, and consequent tokes is held in the lungs until the first spliff comes back to you. You may then exhale and carry on the game!

Guy 1: You wanna play Two Toke Hold?
Guy 2: Yeh man, that game's whack yo'"

Brrrap

Two Toke Hold by LeeRoooyBrown October 24, 2008

Two Toke Hee

The act of lighting up a joint, taking two tokes and then passing it on to your friend, whilst shouting, in a high pitched voice, the word "Hee". This continues through all participants until the joint is finished.

James: Here guys, ive just skinned up a quality spliff, fancy participating in a two toke hee?

Chris: Ye man, sounds good.

Gary: Puff, Puff, Hee

Two Toke Hee by Andrewpetrie May 10, 2008

Two Toke Mole 

When someone who resembles a mole (physically or mentally), takes two tokes of a joint and starts coughing up their lungs.

Two Toke Mole: Man I got so stoned last night!
Person: Dude, you took two tokes and passed out...

Two Toke Mole by roleypoleymemleh June 14, 2013

two toke joke 

The person that bugs the crap out of you to get high, and bitches out after the second hit because their throat hurts from hacking a lung up during the first one.

Other excuses include:
-being "wayyy to hiigh already maaan!"
-not liking the taste of weed
-not feeling 'into it' anymore

They then proceed to tell other people about how much of a champ they are.

Me: Yo man i just blazed with that really cute girl that always says she wants to get high with me

You: That really hot one that's supposedly a huge pothead?

Me: Yeah!

You:DUDE! How was it!?! You guys musta blazed for hours!

Me: I wish man.... she bailed after two hits. She said she was wayy too high and had to go home. :(

You: Really? Man, you mean that girl's just a two toke joke?

Me: Straight up.

two toke joke by A.J. Eitel February 8, 2009

Two-Toke Jamoke 

A marijuana lightweight.

-I took one hit out the bong and could feel my hair start growing.
-You are a fucking Two-Toke Jamoke.

Two-Toke Jamoke by chew_chew December 10, 2011

Two-toke fromunda 

It's that stank weed that make you retarded with just 2 hits but it tastes and smells like it came straight from unda some niggas nuts.

Wow! That was some of that two-toke fromunda! I'm high as hell but my mouth tastes horrible!

Two-toke fromunda by A1FoxxTrott December 8, 2019