two toke

the good shit......only takes 2 hits to get you high
by dopey July 21, 2003
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Two Toke Hold

A game which two or more people can play.

In which the participants pass around 2 or more spliffs, taking 2 tokes and then passing it on.

The smoke inhaled from these 2 tokes, and consequent tokes is held in the lungs until the first spliff comes back to you. You may then exhale and carry on the game!
Guy 1: You wanna play Two Toke Hold?
Guy 2: Yeh man, that game's whack yo'"

Brrrap
by LeeRoooyBrown October 24, 2008
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Two Toke Hee

The act of lighting up a joint, taking two tokes and then passing it on to your friend, whilst shouting, in a high pitched voice, the word "Hee". This continues through all participants until the joint is finished.
James: Here guys, ive just skinned up a quality spliff, fancy participating in a two toke hee?

Chris: Ye man, sounds good.

Gary: Puff, Puff, Hee
by Andrewpetrie May 10, 2008
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Two Toke Mole

When someone who resembles a mole (physically or mentally), takes two tokes of a joint and starts coughing up their lungs.
Two Toke Mole: Man I got so stoned last night!
Person: Dude, you took two tokes and passed out...
by roleypoleymemleh June 14, 2013
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two toke joke

The person that bugs the crap out of you to get high, and bitches out after the second hit because their throat hurts from hacking a lung up during the first one.

Other excuses include:
-being "wayyy to hiigh already maaan!"
-not liking the taste of weed
-not feeling 'into it' anymore

They then proceed to tell other people about how much of a champ they are.
Me: Yo man i just blazed with that really cute girl that always says she wants to get high with me

You: That really hot one that's supposedly a huge pothead?

Me: Yeah!

You:DUDE! How was it!?! You guys musta blazed for hours!

Me: I wish man.... she bailed after two hits. She said she was wayy too high and had to go home. :(

You: Really? Man, you mean that girl's just a two toke joke?

Me: Straight up.
by A.J. Eitel February 08, 2009
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Toby two Tokes

midnight toker....only does the best so two will do ,Space Cowboy the Devil himself
Revolution is his name !!
Traveler in Time...
azazel : yo thats the best where did that come from ..?
god of thunder :those seeds were planted by Toby Two Tokes
azazel well that explains everything
by louis cyphers September 09, 2011
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Two-Toke Jamoke

-I took one hit out the bong and could feel my hair start growing.
-You are a fucking Two-Toke Jamoke.
by chew_chew December 10, 2011
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